F. Haole get his Hawaiian name from all da local braddahs he go surf wit. Somehow da name jes stick to da bugga like glue. Today F. Haole stay home and try think up plenty good ideas fo' his mo unfortumanent mainland braddahs fo' make it mo easy fo' dem to assimimolate to Maui lifestyle. F. Haole stay working wit his son, Skip, and grandson, Biff, tree generations Haoles stay working fo' bring Hawaii mo closah to you.